1.21 Gigawatts
Bellefonte, PA.  8 March 2009. Posted in Uncategorized

Shot to the Heart
The mascot wins the latest AC Play of the Week: Sequoia!  She’s been a warrior these last two days: It was a busy day at the dog park- 6-10 dogs in the large dog area- on Sunday morning.  An individual who shall remain nameless (Editor’s Note: Hello!) was playing with Sequoia at the park with a tennis ball.  Said tennis ball was being kicked by said nameless individual for her to chase down, return, and repeat.  Other dogs were joining in and out at random.  Sequoia was having a great time, darting here and there, dancing and prancing all of the place (although being surprisingly possessive of the ball, too).  Well, Coya danced in front of one

Any Way You Slice It
Not all pizza is created equal.  Dedicated fans of the AC will recall certain feelings on the subject, specifically as they relate to Pizzeria Mediterranea.  Even Italy, however, has it’s share of sub-standard slices.  Pizza is such a versatile food and is open to such varying interpretations, it’s important to know what’s out there and to have a game plan.  There is no one perfect slice, only a perfect slice for the moment and mood.  Of course, since pizza is also so cheap, HV is not short on purveyors of pie, and they vary wi

And the Madness Begins
Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.  25 January 2003. Posted in Uncategorized

Airing of Grievances
Some rants just can’t wait until Festivus: Winter was already going to be bad enough, a winter of Yankee reign is just a boot in the arse! Stretchy leggings and Ugg boots are not an acceptable bottom-half pairing.  Who started this trend?  It needs to cease soon.  Or I need to spend more time away from campus.  Or just get rid of all the freshmen.  Yeah, that last one! Afghanistan! Just get over this whole ricotta thing already Michelle.  It’s a real, um, inconvenience! Person who took my sub order over the phone the other night: yes, I want a steak and cheese.  Plain.  That’s “just steak, cheese and bread.