Chapter 8.1: Abraham and Isaac – Abe Asks For Help
The newly renamed Abram found himself not terribly pleased with his new name, mainly because it was longer and it made writing checks a little more of a pain now. He was also the father of two children that he knew of, with the possibility of a few extra. The fact is that Abram had at least 27 bastard children, which is the number of his offspring that I was able to track down, but everyone I talked to said they had heard of two or three more that had moved away, making them impossible to find. My only purpose for doing this was because sometimes it pays to dig up a little dirt about the holy ones of old, it always felt good when you went to meet with them that with one simpl

Chapter 7.6: Abram and Saria – Hagar’s Plan Completed
Mom has plenty of things she does to keep busy, and when she goes on holiday with her friends, or on an extended business trip, or both, she really only has two expectations when she gets home. The first is that the dishes are clean and put away. Second is that the house is picked up. Since Pops had already made a mess of the place before He left and was already gone when Mom left, He did not get her note stating when she would getting back home. When she did get home, things were not up to her expectation. So when Hagar made her request to me Pops was already back home. Getting a hold of Him was still a bit difficult because He was too busy cleaning every inch of the

Chapter 7.5: Abram and Saria – Hagar’s Plan Begins
Hagar used the first few days to observe Abram and Saria. To see what angle she could use that would work best to her advantage. Hagar also had Abram teach her all about his god so she could spend more time with him and get a better understanding on what connection Abram had to this god fellow, and what kind of deals had been made. One thing she noticed was the lack of physical contact between Abram and Saria. She saw them kiss, but noticed that they always slept in separate beds, even if the beds were right next to each other. There was a reoccurring irritation of Lot that Hagar was also trying to deal with. As much as the boy tried to stay clear of his old artist days, there

Chapter 7.4: Abram and Saria – Meet Hagar
To fulfill Ra’s plan he needed a little help. Well more than a little help, he needed a devoted, faithful, independent, brilliant, cunning, vivacious, vindictive, impromptu, silver-tongued, individual would enjoyed toying with others and had a knack for consuming people and having them thank them for the consumption afterwards. Ra need the help of a female, no, he needed the help of a woman. Ra began inquiring about the females in the Pharaohs court. The surprising thing is that it didn’t take all that long to fill the position. Well, it didn’t take that long to come up with a name anyway. “Phil*, in order to get even, make that past even, to the god of those t

Chapter 7.3: Abram and Saria – Stuck in Egypt
Ra had about a .0256 second turn around to begin working on getting even with Pops and his little “joke”. While Abram and Saria were in custody, Ra took the Pharaoh into the next room and had a little talk. While the Pharaoh was in full plead mode trying to seek forgiveness for his error, Ra was trying to get him to shut up so he could explain his plan. It’s kind of funny how that works, if deity gets bettered by someone they can’t kill, namely other gods, then those who are involved in the situation are forgiven with no questions asked. But if you are a follower of that deity and you mess up, you get no warning, or pink slip allowing you to get your things together an