Grandparents Visit
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10.00 a pill,” Answered the son. “I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.” Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and sa

What Do You Use It For?
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?” She says, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?” “We use it for sex.” The researcher was a little taken back. “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s Bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for you

The Father
Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.” Little Johnny replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that. ” The priest looked up from his book and answered “I am the Father of many.” Little Johnny said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way.. ” The priest, getting impatient, said, “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book. L

Short Fuse
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, ‘What a Great chest you have!’ He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.’ He takes off his pants and the blonde says,’What massive calves you have!’ The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’ He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

Nursery Rhymes… With A Twist
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad…….. She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too ’cause he was gay. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings