How to enjoy your job
"AHHH. A MAN WITH A SHARP WIT. SOMEONE OUGHT TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE HE CUTS HIMSELF"-Peter da SilvaToday I was totally on it at work. You know when you're totally in the zone and you zip here zip there and everyone else seems to be moving in slow motion and for a brief fleeting time your daily chore of *kiss* *kiss* "Yes boss" *kiss* *kiss* "Thank You Boss" actually comes out sincere and you enjoy it. Then you start "seeing the matrix" and it starts speaking to you, saying "you should get a raise" because you're now in "Pat myself on the back" mode. And everyone around you notices the different skip in your walk,

There’s just something about Whole Foods.....
"NOT A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXIST IN FAVOR OF LIFE BEING SERIOUS"-Brendan Gill The New YorkerThere's just something about this new organic super market that just opened up in Kahala Mall that always h

Men are ALL Dogs... Women are ALL ....
We all heard the analogy of men are all dogs. Well I got an equally good analogy for women. First off I'd like to add that I think on average women are more mature, better organized, have greater multi-tasking skills, superior communication skills and usually have their overall life more together much more often then us guys. With that being said... I should be able to just walk up to a woman(close friend or stranger) and say, "I see/heard you're having some trouble there, do you need to talk. Is there a way I can help?" But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Because women are more like cats. They are the most independent little thing you've ever seen in your entire life that l