Piglets Prefer Timbots
Can you blame them?A piglet was discovered in the restroom at a Tim Horton's in Ridgetown, Ontario! Employees called the local agriculture college, who immediately came over to inspect the piglet for markings. He was not one of theirs, but they were kind enough to let him stay there for the night and give him some tasty food, sadly not Tim Horton's. A student at the university later came forward to claim the piggie. "I'm not sure if it was a prank or he legitimately left the pig inside and forgot about it," Const. Michael Pearce, of the Chatham-Kent Police Service, tol

New Computer is Smarter Than a Cat
But not as snugglyA team of IBM researchers have presented a paper at a super-computing conference stating that their new software is smarter than a cat.Their "parallel cortical simulator," called C2, has the ability to simulate a brain with about 4.5 percent the cerebral cortex capacity of a human brain, and significantly more brain capacity than a cat. The C2 is essentially a virtual mammalian brain within a computer.Cats across the world are calling shenanigans, and would like to remind readers about

Hundred of Ravens Attend "Funeral"
Yes, they read PoeAfter two ravens were electrocuted on a powerline in Fairbanks, Alaska, hundreds of ravens showed up within minutes to attend what seemed like a funeral. “I walked out there and there were all these birds just circling. There were ravens in all the trees,” said a witness. “It was weird.”Travis Booms, the nongame biologist at the Alaska Department of Fish and Game in Fairbanks, said he'd never heard of this so

Police Brutalizes Black Kitten, Gets Pwnd
After being KICKED repeatedly, the determined kitten eventually pwns the officer by sitting in his head.We never mean any disrespect, but us black cats gotta practice our love 

Lady Hoards 115 Pedigree Cats!
Crazy lady in PA had over 100 pedigree cats! What does that work out to in money terms? Like a brazilian dollars. Animal cops took the cats away. Most are in good condition, but are very hungry and probably ready to eat your souls ifn you don't watch out. Thems some cute cats, if I do say so, and I do. If you want one, call 610-299-1860.