Happy Thanksgiving, Bitches!
Erma Bombeck, No One Diets on Thanksgiving What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? Cornelius Plantinga, Jr. It must be an odd feeling to be thankful to nobody in particular. Christians in public institutions often [...]

Celebrity VIP Lounge Birthday Bitches, Tina Turner Turns 70
Singer Tina Turner is 70. Impressionist Rich Little is 71. Singer Jean Terrell (replaced Diana Ross in the Supremes) is 65. Bassist John McVie of Fleetwood Mac is 64. Actress Jamie Rose (”Falcon Crest,” “St. Elsewhere”) is 50. Country singer Linda Davis is 47. Actress Maia Campbell (”In the House”) is 33. Country singer Joe [...]

Mariah Carey Breakthrough Performance Award?
Mention Mariah Carey and the word “actress”, the first thing that probably comes to mind is Glitter. Well, forget about that cheese-fest for one hot minute. I am one of the biggest MC fans out there, but good grief I am not going to brainwash myself by repeating mindlessly that Glitter is frickin’ amazing. [...]

Tom Petty Superhighway Tour Giveaway
CelebrityVIPLounge is pleased to give away 1 ticket (usually $24.98) to the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Superhighway Website! Click after the jump for details, bitches! The Tom Petty Superhighway website includes: * MP3 *and* FLAC downloads of all 48 tracks from the upcoming The Live Anthology! * Vintage memorabilia, videos, behind the scenes info, set lists, live [...]

Celebrity VIP Lounge Birthday Bitches, Christina Applegate Turns 38
Actress Christina Applegate is 38. Actress Kathryn Crosby is 76. Singer Percy Sledge is 69. Singer Bob Lind is 65. Actor-game show host Ben Stein is 65. Actor John Larroquette is 62. Singer Amy Grant is 49. Singer Mark Lanegan (Queens of the Stone Age and Screaming Trees) is 45. Singer Tim Armstrong of Rancid is [...]