Code Cheeto Alert
The Hoff was hospitalized on Friday after he reportedly suffered a seizure following a two-day booze binge. Radar says that the doctors aren't ready to release The Hoff back into the wild (and into the arms of a Jack Daniels bottle) just yet. They have stamped a Code 5150 on The Hoff's nalgas and will keep him for up to 72 hours for a psychiatric evaluation. Apparently, some of The Hoff's family members have wised up and want him to go directly to rehab from the hospital. The Hoff recently denied that he has a pro

Put Your Shank Down, Loki
There's no need for Loki to shoot down from heaven to chew on some puppy culo, because that new dog friend now belongs to Mickey Rourke's full-time fuck partner Elena Kuletskaya. Mickey's heart still belongs to Loki forever and ever. However, Loki still might want to piss on Mickey's beef stroganoff face, because he bought the puppy at a pet store. BITCH BOGUS! Here's more pictures of Mickey, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's new puppy friend trolling around NYC yesterday. Don't worry, the "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW" look in the puppy's eyes will go away as soon as he gets used to staring at Mickey's face all the tim

Tiger Woods Has Refined Tastes
When Kobe Bryant was accused of touching parts not belonging to Vanessa Bryant, he immediately apologized to his wife by making her finger sparkle like she just gave RPattz a prostate exam. It's the only type of apology a true gold digger will accept. So it's no surprise that Tiger Woods knows he needs to go diamond mining if he wants his wife Elin Nordegren to forgive his possibly cheating ass. TMZ says that during a phone conversation with some friend, Tiger said that his wife

Hot Slut Of The Day!
Grady Sizemore, the center fielder for the Cleveland Indians and now a Guys with iPhones supermodel superstar! Grady Sizemore (the jokes write themselves) was never on my no-no's radar, but now he's been added to my favorites thanks to these pictures that he supposedly sent to his ex-girlfriend Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger. My personal favorite is the one above of Grady teabagging his teabags oh so tastefully. The steam from the herbal tea keeps Grady's bags soft and supple. That should be a Celestial Seasonings ad for Sleepypeen Tea. But Grady also works it like a Barbizon valedictorian with

Birthday Sluts
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