gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth

it's all for you

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly

Don't look back in anger, I heard you say.

why dont I ever see Dan Humphrey at NYU?
Things that are not jokes:Patrick Dempsey FragranceStaten Island-- The Movie

so you're scared &you're thinkin that maybe we aint that young anymore.
I just wrote a paper and it was reallll bad. Alex is editing it and I don't think he likes me anymore. Fair enough. This can be the new thing, dudes can start breaking up with me because of my writing.All of you, you should all break up with me. Today I am feeling tired. Loopy pieces of metal floating in dark water tired. I have so many Metro Cards and now I don't remember which one is the monthly metro card. It takes me a long time to pick which bag to take with me to class every day because I always have too much to carry. My professor said she may have jury duty but I am thinking she will get out of jury duty and I will turn in my paper and everyone will know that

I wake alone in a woman's room I hardly know
I.Despite lack of trying, the decade was coming to a close and no one had even bothered to steal our identities. It's not a joke, so I understand that it is not funny.Nick, do you remember when you lived in that one apartment-- where was it Lutz? Land O'Lakes? Brandon? Bradenton? Some place somewhere. And we drove straight down the road to watch everyone getting out of church. And the roads became bumpier because the terrain became rural and it didn't look like strip malls or parking lots. And we wanted to get out of the car but instead we turned around.Nick, do you remember in England when we got on the bus even though we had ninety pounds and we could h

she said you're giving up, your folks tell me you should be left alone.
I'm writing everybody break-up e-mails because you can't text message break-up. Aeneas would have but technology had not yet allowed it so he just walked away and turned to board the fleets. He should have said "see you in hell, bitch" but I guess he didn't think of it at the time. He saw her there anyway--unhappy Dido. Like the rest of us she thought it was a marriage bed. Even Odysseus made the return for the wedding bed. Swatted the suitors away like flies on your prized birthday cake rotting at the picnic table. This doesn't