Searching For....The Person Who Stole Grady Sizemore's Coffee Cup-Penis Photos From His Computer [Gr
Because Mr. Sizemore has requested an MLB detective to find the culprit. I'd check here and here, first, but it appears a Sizemore stalker still roams the internets. Be on high alert. Probably

The Nets And You, You Big Loser [DUAN]
So, Lawrence Frank, fired by New Jersey. Is sparing a coach the notoriety of completing a historic losing streak a favor, or just rubbing salt in the wound? Let's not forget that Lawrence Frank holds the records for most wins to start a coaching tenure. And let's not forget that New Jersey shipped out the last remaining member of their Big Three at the start o

It's Dead Coach Walking Day! [College Football]
The first Sunday after the end of the regular season traditionally brings a flurry of firings and "resignations." Let's see who's on the chopping block, and which heads have already rolled. •Al Groh wins best press conference of the day, reciting the entirety of the Dale Wimbrow poem, "The Guy In The Glass:" You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass But your final reward will be heartach

Alouettes! Roughriders! It's the 97th Grey Cup! [Football]
The battle for the CFL championship kicks off in a few minutes (I think they have kickoffs), and we'll soon know once and for all which is the greatest football city on earth: Montreal or Regina. [CFL]

Mike Penner Remembered, As He Should Be: A Journalist [Sad]
Do yourself a favor and read the Times' obituary of Mike Penner. A sad end for someone so obviously conflicted about their life. [LA Times]