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Frikkin Frakshuns!
I have mentioned before that my kids are measurably smarter than I am and that I’m barely qualified to open their textbooks to the back to look for the answer, much less actually provide them with any help of any kind. But it’s beginning to get to me. They’re lording my ignorance over me, like some kind of bristly alpha dog holding a treat just out of reach. It’s cruel and malicious and I aim to put an end to it by getting smarter. Those of you who know me are probably already rubbing your hands together, saying this should be good. But I’m serious. I need to learn this stuff so when my kids call me from college and ask me what the tangent for the squ

13 Things I Would Never Hear Again if I Power Drilled Through My Eardrums
Drilling from Stock Photo [Crash!] “Dad?” “Dad!” “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!” “Where the hell is dad?” “If he was up your but you’d know” “Shut up!” “You shut–” [Crash!] (Tandem) “

Out of the Mouthes of Babes . . .
I know what I need to do. I need to kill something. That’s going to help my self-esteem. Roon, age 12, playing Call of Duty . . . ymtwymtaymttwtmydbc Thanks for telling your friends about "Death By Children."

DIY: Installing a Vanity in 10 Easy Steps!
Tap and wash-basin from Stock Photography Death By Children is about more than the nefarious and deadly machinations of our spawn or their efforts to render us twitching and pale from their ongoing appropriation of internet porn slang. It’s about a lifestyle, a way of going about your day with a kind of