Congress Screws Constituents Yet Again

Illinois Governor Tries to Trade Hairdo for Influence

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

Wealth Share Passed the House ... Now What?
Despite months and months of the American people telling Congress to shove Nazi Pelosi's shit Wealth Share bill up their asses, it passed the House, just before 11 p.m., 11/7/2009. It can go no further.First, we need to burn down the phone lines, email servers, fax machines, and legs of every staffer of this fucking dipshit RINO Anh "Joseph" Cao, Louisiana, 2nd-district, the only Republican who voted for this crap, allowing it to pass 220-215.Here's his Twitter account: @anhJosephCao

I Just Hired a Bail Bondsman
...because my kids want to go to prison.Guest post by Mrs. ADHDI made a tiny error today. I was in a hurry and give Wild Thing #2 some buttered bread for lunch. I planned to add other things to her plate but hadn't gotten to it yet.She complained, of course, so I told her that she should pretend she was in prison. I said haven't you ever heard of how prisoners only get bread and water to eat? Wild Thing #1 came running into the kitchen, "Really, they only get bread and water?!"Well, I explained, actually they eat much better than that nowad

"Old Grumpy Fuck Big Girl with Big Boobs"
You can't tell me there aren't many better Google search hits than that.That one's even better than "Nancy Pelosi in bathing suit."I am the Google stupidity king; I can get hits from anyth

A Grumpy Old Twat Sighting
He was here. HERE! I saw him. Right in the comments. First one, too, pithy as fuck, as always.Four days ago he said "That Is All," and disappeared, insinuating that said post was, indeed, all we're going to hear from him. Let's hope he just needs some time away from the madness, from Gordoom and his Labourious band of idiots, that it's only for a holiday, because the world would be one dark and ugly place without wonderful satire like this (set to my favorite version of "My Way," too):

Hell Just Froze Over
The Earth split in two.Pigs are flying.And monkeys are too ... from Obama's ass.Why, you ask?Because the MSM just called Obama on his insensitivity toward the people, and their families, who were murdered yesterday at Ft. Hood by a moonbat jihadi yelling "Allahu Akhbar."But instead of a somber chief executive offering reassuring words and expressions of sympathy and compassion, viewers saw a wildly disconnected and inappropriately light president m