Congress Screws Constituents Yet Again

Illinois Governor Tries to Trade Hairdo for Influence

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

America’s Most Bestest Ho
And she comes with healthy doses of bitch, syphilis, and clap, not to mention a direct line to the mother ship. Via iOwnTheWorld.com

A Question For The Senate Floor Debate

Most Barryful Time of the Year
[Obama] “Hey! Who’s there?” . [Ghost #1] “Barry, I am the ghost of Presidencies Past.” . [Obama] “You look kinda like Reagan. Go away.” . [Ghost] “No, Barry, I have some things to show you.” . Nearby, a sleep apnea machine makes Darth Vader noises as it clings to the face of a slumbering Michelle. Barry feels himself leaving his body and taking on a ghostly form. . [Ghost] “Don&

Obama Loses Head, Names KSM Terrorism Czar
WASHINGTON — pResident Barack Obama made a decision in record time today, appointing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to the position of Terrorism Czar after learning of the idea just this morning from Attorney General Eric Holder following a recent bow-ful trip through Asia. Mohammed, detained as an enemy combatant since 2003, wa

They Live — U.S.A.
The movie They Live was one of the first films I came across as a kid that perfectly parodied socialism, along with Soylent Green. Both are relevant today. They Live has all the classic overtones of a society that isn’t what it is supposed to be, complete with subliminal messages and zombies. Any film with mindless zombies always takes my mind right to 62 million voters who follow, and act, blindly. Here’s an eerie new version, the U.S.A.