I CUT my hair! Stop the Presses, screw the economy, this is BIG!

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Too much to drink at a Wedding!

How Pumpkin Pie is really made...
I have never made a Pumpkin Pie....HELL, I have NEVER made a PIE! This is my philosophy:I am good at many, many things:dancingdrinking vodka & tonicgossipingbeing funnytrimming stinky squirming boy's toe nailswhacking the right child in the back seat, while driving one handed and never taking my eyes off the roadapplying make up and face painting (for the chilrens) - they are not the same thing!Inspecting stinky boys after "baths" (includes put is not limited to: did you use soap? did you scru

Giant Boobs and Turkey
HAPPY THANKSGIVING..........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidaysIngredients:1 whole turkey1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you preferHeat oven to 350 degreesRub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;

Honey, you need to call Obama, right away
So, one of the medications my Mother is on sometimes causes her to blur the lines between reality and well - La La Land.One day as I arrived at the Hospital, she stated as soon as I walked in:Mom- Honey, I am so glad you are here! You must call Obama right away, this is very important!Me- OK, Mommy what's up?Mom- Well, I have been thinking. You know everything, everyone is always calling you and telling you everything and you know everyone and always know that answers to all the questions that everyone has.Me (well this is true I DO know everything!) OK, Mom, why do you need me to call Obama?Mom- Well, every a

New Layout- yipee
So, I found this nifty chart regarding BLOGS....and just in time for my brand new layout! While I love my blog, I am 100% sure my blog falls in the BIG PINK area of the chart. I mean, really where else would it fall, pink is my signature color! Tell me if you like my new layout....I th

I LOVE the Circus!
I have always loved the Circus, and of course many of my fantasies, to this day, involve running off with them, no, not as the FAT lady-smart ass!Anyway, when my sister were little girls, before I was born, they lived in Mexico City, and one day went to the Circus with my Dad. Well, the story goes a lady fell off the high wire, there was no NET and she died! I have always been obsessed with this story, can you imagine!?! Thankfully I was not born yet and therefore my love of the Circus was not tainted by the horrifying experience.However, I can across this newspaper