Random Texts…(NSFW or Children) II
**WARNING** Some views are inappropriate for children, Christians, prudes, and anyone else that is easily offended. Just remember, you have been warned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are a few text messages that friends, and the wife, have sent me recently. Are the of good taste? NO! Not at all. But, then again, if they were, would I really be posting them here? HELL NO! Anyhoo, here they are…enjoy!

Random Texts…(NSFW or Children)
**WARNING** Some views are inappropriate for children, Christians, prudes, and anyone else that is easily offended. Just remember, you have been warned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are a few text messages that friends, and the wife, have sent me recently. Are the of good taste? NO! Not at all. But, then again, if they were, would I really be posting them here? HELL NO! Anyhoo, here they are…enjoy!

ASQ CQT Certified
I’m a little late with sharing this bit of info with all my friends out there in the blogosphere. I guess that I have been a bit busy lately. OK…OK, I haven’t been busy, just been too damn lazy to share… you happy now that I admitted it? Anyways…I am now, officially, a Certified Quality Technician…YAY ME!! So, what does that mean, you ask? Well, honestly, a whole lot…of nothing! Well…actually, it does mean a little something to the right employers (I wonder where they are all located?).  

Work interferes with a good week
Last weekend kicked off a fun-packed week for me and the family. And if it wasn’t for this thing we call work, this would be one of the best weeks of the year! My parents and nephew came down from Michigan this past weekend and we all hung out in Statesville, NC for the 36th Carolina Balloon Fest. This was my first experience with hot air balloons and it made me want to do it again and again. Trust me, I am now hooked on ballooning, thanks to my Aunt (she pilots a balloon) and Uncle. Although I did not get a chance to ride in a balloon (too expensive, but close to the top of the list of things to do before I die now), and all I did was work as crew for my Aunt, i

Craigslist Posting…just had to share.
As you all know, the wife and I are down to one vehicle and we are looking for another. We are hoping to buy a new car tomorrow from a little dealership not too far from our place. But, that hasn’t stopped me from looking around for a good deal. So, looking for that good deal I decided to check out Craigslist. From what I have heard, there are some really good cars available from the locals that post on there. Don’t belive me? Check out this beauty… 1984 Toyota 4spd manual truck LOW miles! – $1000 (Candler) Date: 2009-10-14, 6:22PM EDT  1984 4cyl, 4speed manual with only 57,000 miles! Those ARE the original miles as