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We're closing up ...
We're closing up early today, so that this scribe can start tracing his hand to make a crappy centerpiece, inflating a pool float with glued-on eyes to simulate the Macy's parade experience minus all the commercialism, and whipping up a few gravy cocktails (secret recipe: pour vodka in a gravy boat and serve) so that he can justify all of these endeavors. Have a happy and highly caloric day, everyone!

Mags Gallagher: Her smile is dependent on our tears
Need more reason to get involved in the marriage equality fights in New York or New Jersey? Well here, let this quip from Maggie Gallagher light a fire under your arse: "If they are unable to pass gay marriage in New York and New Jersey, combined with the loss in Maine, it will confirm that gay marriage is not the inevitable wave of the future," said Maggie Gallagher, p

Video: Seeking our grand 'Finally'
We'd like to give early thanks to Queerty for bringing this sweet clip to our attention: We always loved CeCe Peniston's original version of this song. So SeeSeeing it applied to Penis/Penis brings us a ton of smiles!

For those who find the birther movement too credible
Did you know that there's an out lesbian who is calling for the impeachment of President Obama? It's true. Her name is Tammy Bruce, and she's [unwarrantedly] mad as [faux, right wing-stirred up] hell and she's not going to take it anymore [after only nine months of supposed suffering]. This is part of an email that the far-right TownHall site is sending around:

Video: 'Entire nation is ready to celebrate Christmas', says Focus on the Christian-only Family
The fake holiday snow that he's placed on his minds' windows is piled on so thick, it almost makes us wish Stuart Shepard would get back to wanton attacks on LGBT lives and loves: