Halloween Edition: What really scares me

Fun with Clouds

Who Wants a Nut?

Here’s to you!
I just thought I’d give a shout out to those people who have made my life more interesting lately.  You have gone above and beyond in contributing to the epic story of my wanderings on this planet.  Guy who took my shampoo and conditioner from the gym You could have left it in the shower.  You could have taken it to lost and found.  You could have put it in a locker.  Yet you decided to take my shampoo and

Am I in line here?
I admit it.  I bust in line.  I do it in traffic.  I do it at the movies.  I’ve been known to do it at wedding receptions. That doesn’t make it right.  I expect to be chastised if caught. What really irks me is when cutting in line is completely tolerated by businesses (and the person cutting is not me.)  Here are two types of cutting that are completely acceptable in most stores. Phone cutting Have you ever been

Head of the Class
Ladies and Gentleman, you all know me as one who doesn’t like to stir things up.  Far be it from me to rattle the cages of those who may be slumbering peacefully. I’ve been reading up on my economic statistics, though, and I’m learning some interesting facts.  For instance, did you know… If you earn over $100,000 a year you earn more than 85% of households in the United States. If you earn over $250,00

Impatient with the Pleasantries.
Patience is a virtue, and I am not a virtuous man. I'm feeling like a bit of a jackass today, so I thought I would blog about some things that cause my patience to wear thin.Responding in kindIf I say you look nice you don't need to say "Thanks so do you." I may actually retract my compliment in said situation.