Teacher Inserts Ginger Into 3-Year-Old’s Vagina
Police have begun investigations into a case involving a teacher who inserted ginger into a three-year-old student’s vagina. The teacher admits committing the act but explains the girl is very stubborn (so naturally she deserves to be sexually assaulted with a tuberous root). The teacher claims to have taken this approach because the girl would not change her “bad attitude”. The little girl returned home from school compl

Penis Spray Shown To Help Men Last Longer
Good news for minutemen everywhere!  A new topical penis spray has been proven to help men delay orgasm. Studies showed that men who typically ejaculated within 36 seconds of penetration lasted five times longer after using the spray. Sprayed directly over the penis only five minutes before intercourse helped delay orgasm by an average of 108 seconds.  Moreover, a

Man Charged After Home Neutering Fail
Just in case you’re thinking of neutering your cat at home, don’t!  A man now faces charges of animal cruelty after tying an elastic band around his cat’s testicles in an effort to fix his pet. He was initially charged after he took his black cat, Shadow, to a local animal hospital suffering from a serious infection. The veterinarian reported that the cat’s scrotum was badly infected and the smell of rotting fl

Try, Try, Try to Understand, He’s a (Naked) Meth Man…
Police arrested a wet, naked man on methamphetamine-related charges early yesterday morning. (It’s openings like these that make a story really work.) Cops received an anonymous complaint at around 2:43 a.m. of a man inside the fence of a storage-shed company. When the patrolman arrived, he found a man with a flashlight near an open storage unit. After briefly c

Designing Vaginas
Ok, I didn’t know that this was even possible, or that anyone would find it necessary, but apparently some women opt to have surgery just for the sake of a better looking vagina. Research teams studied various psychological and physical reasons a woman decides to under go this surgery and found that an aesthetically appealing sex organ was the most po