Top 5 Origins of Halloween Traditions
It’s no secret that Halloween is my favorite time of year. Costumes, candy, parties, and all manner of responsibility and ethics thrown out the window. I love it. It’s also the one time of year that being considered insane is a good thing. Seeing as Halloween is only a few days away, I figured this blog entry should shed light on some of the origins of our Halloween traditions. *Warning* Johnny Red is in no way responsible for the damage done to your joyful perceptions of Halloween fun.   

Top 5 Ways to Make My Job Managing a Produce Department Easier
As many of you already know, I recently took a management position in the produce department of my local grocery store. Yep, goodbye are the days of being a mild mannered night manager. I have to admit I went head on into this new, well not really new since I used to manage a produce department, venture with confidence and a new zest for life. That lasted about a week. So here’s the third blog entry detailing the sufferings one goes through when working in a grocery store.  

How the show “Fringe” led me down a Youtube rabbit hole, with hilarious results.
As some of you may already know from my facebook updates, I’ve become a fan of the show “Fringe.” And why wouldn’t I? It covers all types of subject matter that interests me. Teleportation, Psychokinesis, possible Alien Technology, and in one episode a woman’s head exploded form the inside out. Yeah, I like the show.     It's no Doctor Who, but give it a chance anyway.

Johnny Red and His Team of Scientists VS. The Alien Invasion!!!
It’s dark now. No sounds, no movement, no lights, save for those blasted search lights, scouring the land for any signs of life. We’ve learned to move in the shadows. We’ve learned to be as quiet as a feather in the breeze. We’ve learned that all we have left is hope. Hope, and an unrelenting thirst for vengeance against those little grey bastards!!       This is Johnny Red. I’m writing this

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Missing Link Found in Church  A Catholic who believed his prayers were answered when he was rescued from a lift was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone alter fell on him.