What I’m thankful for today…
People say to me, “Bob, what are YOU thankful for on this Thanksgiving?” and I tell them plenty of stuff, because I am truly blessed.

The very worst way to go…
Blog Guy, I heard on the news that some poor man died a fiendishly horrible death a couple of days ago over there in Spain. Do you know what I’m talking about? Yes, and we have a photo from the unspeakably tragic scene. Some sensitive readers may wish to stop reading at this point. Is it really true that the guy… Yes, he was sucked into a huge cotton candy machine at a carnival, and t

Is that a gun in your pocket, or… Oh, it IS a gun!
It’s that time of year again, when college seniors start asking me for career advice. “Bob,&

Aren’t these elevators going awfully fast?
Hold it right there, Blog Guy! I’m calling you out on something! Yesterday, you had a supposed

Way down upon the Swanie River
Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about nature. Can swans fly? No. They can neither fly nor swim. What? Hold on, I’ve SEEN swans swimming in lakes and rivers and stuff! No, you’ve seen swans, which have very long legs, PRETENDING to swim. Mostly, though, they prefer to travel by boat. I