Who appraised it, Bernie Madoff?
Okay, this is the point we’ve come to in America. We are told in a bunch of captions that this is a $3 million bra, but we are given no clue as to w

He must be quite a guy…
You all know me, I’m not a judgmental kind of guy. But on some rare occasions I DO form strong opinions, and gosh darn it, if I’m not careful I’m afraid I’ll go after somebody with this pickle fork I’m holding.

No room for a legume?
Well fashion fans, it won’t be long now. It’s the evening of the big Victoria’s Secret annual holiday fashion show. I mean, most of YOU won’t see it today, because it won’t be aired for a couple of weeks, but we’ll have lots of still photos for you and if you flip through them real fast, it’s just like being there.

If superstars went to the bathroom…
According to the founder of the World Toilet Organization, the reason people are so reluctant to talk about hygiene is that it isn’t cool. He may have a point. Television and movies show us what’s cool, and they don’t show toilets. Sure, Fonzie frequently checked out his hair

Hot space goddesses invade!
Blog Guy, is it true that New York City has been invaded by Amazonian Queens from another planet? Yes. We have photos of them. It appears they have never seen Earthlings before. How tall are they?