See also: Rabies.

Looks like we're back to using sticks.
Randy and I each use a Sonicare toothbrush and today I noticed that the heads were looking a little grimy. So I did what any good 13th century housewife would do-- I boiled them. I have a feeling this is going to earn me the same reaction as the time I tried to fix a scuff on Randy's dress shoe w

So I officially r...
So I officially registered to run a half-marathon today.I managed to squeeze it in between a breakfast of Diet Coke and Tylenol and a lunch that was at least 86% sour cream.I'd talk more about how excited I am but I'm running late for a Happy Hour thing and I still have to bribe someone to carry me into the shower.

My apologies to clowns. And... everyone else.
Randy just got home from a monthly meeting and he had a joke for me. He often returns from this particular meeting with jokes but not anything I would ever repeat; not anything Randy would ever repeat either, since he usually gets about halfway through one before he resorts to wild gesturing and muttering, "you know, you know" because he can't bring himself to actually utter the punchline. I think the birth of his granddaughter rendered him physically incapable of articulating certain words and/or phrases that breech certain base levels of decorum. It's endearing, really; his mouth keeps moving but it's mostly high-pitched squ

His sea monkeys greeted him fourth. With somersaults.
I saw a commercial early this morning for this stupid shoulder bag with a zillion compartments, and it never would have even pinged my radar were it not for the "FREE BONUS" gift the stupid bag people were using for bait. Because (as seen in the above link) the FREE BONUS gift was a "tapeless voice recorder"!Tapeless! It's a recording machine that doesn't require tape! What year is this, 3042? Did the aliens bring this device as a high stakes bartering chip for our collective bone marrow? Because that's the only plausible explanation! Next thing you know they'll be giving away a magical wand that you wave at you

Look...
I said I would post every day in October, I didn't say every post would be readable.And I'm taking the weekends off from here on out, too, unless you want more Amazon screenshots and BlackBerry Messenger updates. I've got a huge craft show this weekend and I'm up to my nethers in stuffing over here. See you Monday.In the meantime go read the latest issue of The Plug. Good luck on that "Treasure Haunt", damn thing took me four days.