“Let It Rock,” A Humanist Pop-Rock Anthem
Having a degree in English is virtually worthless, though I must confess it has provided me with many skills that—though they are unprofitable—are rather amusing.  In particular, I am quite fond of the skills I learned in my literary theory courses.  After taking these courses, I learned that it is possible to interpret a text [...]

Immaculate Conceptions, Inc.
Are you tired of having your husband endlessly hump you in a mechanical, passionless effort to conceive?  Are you sick of having children with all sorts of genetic flaws, like lazy eyes and blonde hair?  Are you sick of the long, arduous process of in vitro fertilization?  Why go through any of this when you [...]

Atheism and the Scope of Skepticism
Despite the obvious commonalities between the two groups, the atheist movement has always had a rather strained relationship with the more generalized skeptical movement.  In part this is the fault of organized atheism, as many atheists endorse mystical crap like acupuncture and other alternative medicines while pretending to be reasonable just because they reject religion.  [...]

New Posts Coming Soon!
Hey everyone, I’m writing this to let all you fine readers know that I do plan on updating this blog again eventually.  I have been busy lately and I’ve also been stuck in a bit of a personal funk.  (Okay, okay, so I’m having a quarter-life crisis!)  It doesn’t help that I’m mildly perfectionistic about my writing [...]

How to Conquer the World
Conquering the world is a difficult task, but it is a worthwhile goal for any aspiring evil genius. Now what is the most important part of conquering the world? Is it having really cool, high-ranking henchmen with weird physical deformities and absurd methods of attack involving thrown items of clothing? No. Is it devising elaborate, [...]