Viva Los Banos!
Back on Halloween, the PrissyBitch and I sat down to plan out a California roadtrip. By “plan” I mean, we looked at a map, decided whereabouts we wanted to go, then booked our rental car, and a hotel for one of the three nights we were there. We found a few towns on the map [...]

You Sunk My Battleship! (Sort of…)
The Gay Guru doesn’t typically cover the news desk, but with The Anti-Couric on vacation, I couldn’t help but jump in when I came across this gem costing us taxpayers $100 million. GROTON, Conn. – The crew aboard a U.S. submarine made dozens of errors before the vessel collided with an American warship in the Persian [...]

Stealing from the mouths of children
Just how many tater tots and chicken patties could this have bought? Oh, and jello cups with rock hard “whipped cream” on top? Authorities say a Rhode Island woman’s gambling debts led her to embezzle almost $335,000 from the company that runs East Lyme’s school lunch program. Posted in Asian Persuasion [...]

Give Back Already, Ya Scrooges
Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and with many still jobless and foreclosures 19% higher than this time last year, we’re all pretty depressed about it here at The CuT. For most of us, it’s not much of a change since we’ve always been poor as shit. We’re now even more thankful for the little [...]

Grandma?
We know the training of “don’t talk to strangers” is successful when kids will run away from a grandmother trying to keep kids from catching their death in cold rain. However, it’s totally understandable when the kids mistake 69-year old Granny for a 20-40 year old dude in a feather tipped hat. I might have [...]