Possibly our strangest 'Wear or Die' ever...

Jeffrey Campbell’s ‘Tick’ wedges: heavy metal
Peep toe boots AND a heavy metal sole? These definitely won’t be going onto our Christmas list anytime soon, but they HAVE gone onto someone’s, because they’ve already sold out twice on pre-order, and they’re not even available yet! They’re by Jeffrey Campbell, they’re called ‘Tick’, and we fully expect that some people will love them [...]

Breaking (almost) every rule in the style book…
  GULP. Where to start with this one? Where to start? Any one of these items (except maybe the shoes) would’ve been bad enough on its own, but to cram all of them together on the same model like this: well, it just seems like a flagrant attempt to get her arrested, doesn’t it? So far, we count [...]

Shoe Porn: Pink peep toes by Rene Caovilla
It’s been a while since we confiscated some Shoe Porn, but we thought these pink peep toes by Rene Caovilla fit the bill rather nicely.  As Shoeperwoman noted, they have a real “boudoir” feel to them, and seem to be just begging to be worn with a silk negligee and… not much else. Sadly, the 790 euro [...]

Dress of the Day: Marchesa embroidered silk-organza dress
Marchesa embroidered silk-organza dress, £1,560

Louise Goldin’s super-spiky shoes for Topshop: ouch!
We’re not sure whether we should be arresting these shoes or buying them in bulk for our officers’ uniforms. Sure, they look alarming, but we somehow don’t think fashion criminals would give us much trouble if we were wearing these, hmm? They look pretty lethal to us. (Good luck getting them through airport security, too, [...]