Elizabeth Lambert Is The Troll
From her profile on the University of New Mexico website...Born Elizabeth Ann Lambert on December 29, 1988 ... enjoys camping and surfing in her spare time ... favorite food is tacos ... is majoring in University Studies with a focus on Occupational Therapy. What they fail to mention, you see, is that Elizabeth Lambert is the troll...A little background. Back in 1990 Bally/Midway released the greatest coin operated video game ever made: Pigskin 621 AD. A medieval football contest consisting of teams from two villages straight out of the dark ages battling it out. Pigskin 621 specialized in brutal violence and hilarious action in one of the most unusual, addictive, and rare foot

Obama; Sorry Angela, 'Ich Bin Beschaftigt'
With Obama saying he's too busy to attend festivities marking the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, here's the next best thing. Well, actually this is way better. One of the greatest side one, track ones in history. From their October 1977 debut album Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols, it's Holidays in the Sun. Turn it up.In Sensurround sound in a two inch wallI was waiting for the Communist callI didn't ask for sunshine and I got World War ThreeI'm looking over the wallAnd they're looking at me

Declaration of Dependence

Evidence Mounts: Ayers Co-Wrote Obama's Dreams
Under water grottos, cavernsFilled with apesThat eat figs.Stepping on the figsThat the apesEat, they crunch.The apes howl, bareTheir fangs, dance . . .Linda Sue Grimes, Ph.D, critiqued the above poem on Feb 6,2009

10.2 %: Off The Chart
16 Million out of workAnyone else notice that Obama's graph stops at 10%? Time to send Axelrod to Kinko's to get a new chart made.