50 Cent: Give Life Up.
So this…this is what they want, huh?  “Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire”?  This is your hook?  Thanks, Fif.  The community definitely needed  that.  Sidenote…how many tubes of lip balm do you think need to be present to please Ne-Yo on a video set?  Just sayin’…

Are You Serious?: Sammy Sosa
Doesn’t she know zombies are generally flesh-eating? Dear Sammy, So who just wakes up one day and decides to beco

Rhythm & BBQ
No doubt in my mind that this BBQ spot (Mr. Spriggs) is the sh*t in Oklahoma City, solely based on the song.  I love this!  Now I want a styrofoam box with some beef brisket, links, ‘tater salad, and that delicious wheat bread that comes with any real BBQ meal…you know, half-soggy from barbecue sauce and what-not.  Shout-out to Everett & Jones BBQ in the Bay Area, CA, Kenny’s BBQ in D.C. and Virgil’s in NYC.  Y’all can front if you like, but if I die from eating BBQ, then I’ll

Cease & Desist: Obama Paraphernalia
Seriously? I completely understand and sympathize with all of the hoopla surrounding our first African-American president, believe me.  I was wildin’ out on U Street in DC with everyone else on Election Night too.  I also understand some people’s need to wear their political affiliations and ideas proudly on the clothes they wear.  No beef there.  The beef is that some of this stuff is getting a little bit worse for wear.  It’s been a year!  There’s

Crossing Over
It's alright...we know sistas weren't checking for anybody this corny anyway. I remember back when I worked in wardrobe consulting, I was training an incoming saleswoman who happened to be a relatively young, attractive, redheaded white woman.  I wasn’t into her at all, but I thought it was interesting to see the reactions from people when we would travel through D.C. going from one appointment to the next.  White dudes were looking at me like it was 1952 assuming we wer