An Interview with Pat Guppy - Part III

An Interview with Pat Guppy - Part II

An Interview with Pat Guppy - Part I

Pat Guppy's Beautification Tips - Part I
Few people realise that a mixture of minced tripe and chopped onions makes a wonderfully soothing face mask. Simply boil the tripe for the usual four to five hours, place into a frying pan with a handful of finely chopped onions, fry in lard for two hours, and then place in the refrigerator until chilled. Apply using a standard kitchen spatula, or a trowel, much the same as one applies one's make-up. Et voilà

Pat's Cordon Bleu Kitchen
From 'Pat's Cordon Bleu Kitchen', a new weekly column in Her Ladyshipness Magazine:This week, as Christmas looms on the horizon and our thoughts turn to festive entertaining, I would like to introduce my devoted readers to a great favourite of my darling Benny's: tripe, chocolate and turnip trifle.The recipe:A lot of these amateur cooks will tell you to purchase only the

Chapter one preview on Scribd
I am always fiddling with widgets I find on the Internet, and as Scribd has been tweeted about so much on Twitter I thought I'd give it a go. So here we go... the first chapter of 'The Wonderful Demise of Benjamin Arnold Guppy', in a swish little display box for your leisurely perusal. You can, of course, view it in full screen mode... nobody expects you to go out and purchase a set of magnificatious peepers just to read an excerpt.

A new variety of turnip causes controversy
The Rare and Unusual Varieties department of the Sea View Fruit and Vegetable Growers Association has today announced that a new variety of turnip has finally been grown that is fit to carry the Benjamin Arnold Guppy name - the Brassica Benjamina Guppicus. The new variety is slightly larger than other turnips, with incredibly dense foliage, and it boasts the unusual ability to throw itself over walls when angered. Two years of research have gone into the project, which cost in the region of a quarter of a million pounds. The development of this new variety was funded by the Sea View Environmental Preservation Fund, which has claimed that the turnip is close to becoming an e

Pat Guppy is twittering with glee
Pat Enid Guppy has joined Twitter and you can follow her comings and goings right here. Feeling that she is too remote from her numerous (in the millions being a conservative estimate) adoring fans across the globe, she is making this move in an attempt to connect with each and every one of them... as long as they are not common, love the Queen as much as she does,