Happy oprah's va-jay-jay Day !!

Fuck you Friday, Dani style !
Welcome back my fellow friends!It's a Friday and we all know what that means, right ?It's time to say "Fuck you" to the world or whatever else pissed you off for the week.We had a great turn out last week with some awesome rants. I'm hoping this week's will ROCK just as well.....If you're new here, (welcome) the point of the game is quite simple.You give me your biggest rant for the the week. At my place, anything goes so don't hold back. The key point, is to make sure you put the word " fuck" in it somewhere.The winner will be announced on Sunday and will be awarded the all mighty "Eff You" award..

Monday's Tip/tit of the day !
Tip:Don't eat fucking skittles when you've got a nasty cavity.Oh the pain !!!!!!!Now for the tit:Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series..

Post Halloween
And so the Hallow hell is over.My feet hurt and there's fake blood everywhere in my house. If you walked in at this very moment, you would swear that you were a witness to a murder scene.If there's one indicator to a shitty economy, it's that of Halloween night.I swear out of a block of houses, maybe 4 of them were offering candy. And instead of seeing the cute fluffy costumes, you were seeing homemade hobo's and hookers.And trust me when I say there was a shit load of ho

Stinky face ???? Secrets !!!
Oh the things some people must endure.I work the night shift all week long. My shift usually ends up being 10-15 hours long a day. ( I know , it sucks but it pays the bills ).Anyway, I came home this morning to strip off the uniform.Shirt off, then pants as well as...( out wait, this isn't porn huh ?)Anyway, I got to the point of shoes and then socks and to my surprise I discovered this:

Monday's Tip/tit of the day !
Tip:Don't tell someone to go fuck themselves and expect to text them 10 minutes later with a request.How retarded can one be ?Now for the Tit !