Fluffy Insults From Our Right
Glenn Beck, master of dicking with American consciousness for profit, has dissed Sarah Palin’s invitation to be her running mate in 2012 with a few choice words. “I was just thinking, what, I’m going to take a back seat to a chick? Go shoot a bear, make some stew, I’m hungry in here.” “So while she’s considering it … I just want her to know, I’m ruling it out. A Palin-Beck ticket, I’m absolutely ruling it out,” Beck said. “I’m just saying, Beck-Palin, I’ll consider. But Palin-Beck — can you imagine what an administration with

Old Pope Played Teenage Goth
Sources have revealed that the “Old Pope”, Karol Wojtyla, aka John Paul the 2nd, would, at least on occasion, flagellate himself as a form of penance. This old school method of penance was officially banned by the Catholic Church in the 14th century and is usually kept pretty hush within the church, but the Opes Dei order as well as Mother Teresa have also partaken in the practice. “As part of the Vatican’s investigation, thousands of documents have been examined by officials from the Congregation for the Causes of Saints. Among t

Didn’t God Create the Solstices?
Time for another nativity in a courthouse debacle. Yep, it looks like the Right’s infamous “War on Christmas” is beginning early this year. This time, it’s in the Arkansas state capitol building whose Christmas decorations are up and include … a nativity scene! However, when the Arkansas Society of Freethinkers created a Solstice display for inclusion, it was denied. After last years hullabaloo in WA, you would have thought that these Faith-heads would get the pictu

God of the Week: Anubis
God of the Week 11/23/09: Anubis Anubis was the ancient Egyptian god of the afterlife. He was associated with the embalming, a practice that was associated with the concept of an afterlife. Anubis is known for his characteristic jackal head. He was frequently depicted carrying the Ankh, a symbol for eternal life. Since he also shared the similar purpose of guiding souls to the underworld with the Greek god

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