Oh Here’s the Official White House Photo of Those Nutty White House Party Crashers
The new way to “get rich and famous” in America involves doing something tacky and sort of illegal, and getting the Main Stream Media to do a few thousand stories about it, and then …. profit? And that’s the only reason these

Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business
No first lady could even fucking imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor’s famous Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be so hard to make real cranberry relish because why else would we eat that

Thanksgiving Wonkabout Style: Turducken For All
Some 400 years ago the Pilgrims and Indians dined together to celebrate a bountiful harvest, and then the nice Pilgrims gave the Indians smallpox blankets and killed just about all of them. To commemorate this glorious occurrence in our nation’s history, we get the Thanksgiving holiday, and if you’re sticking around and braving a visit from your family, don’t worry, there will be ple

So There Are Actually Two Sarah Palins But Don’t Panic You Guys!
A perfectly logical explanation for this, after the jump! See? The only possible conclusion is that the one on the left is a post-op Meghan McCain. Hey America, just try ignoring Meghan now that she’s actually Sarah Palin. [

Levi Johnston’s Got a Towel Over His Junk
UPDATE: Really, a guy with his business covered by a big old towel is “not safe for work” now? WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, etc., but if a nation’s few remaining employed people can’t practice their love on a front-page semi-nekkid Levi Johnston, we will hide the snausage after the jump. NOW BACK TO T