Unity College Commencement Speech

The Great Debate: Turbo Vs Dyson

The Season Dwindles
woo! This is what I look like at this point of the Husky Football League season:There were only 4 games this weekend. The Saskatchewans did not win their playoff game against some dinosaurs from Calgary. They played for the Canada West final in Saskatooooooooooooooon. The dinos score just 1 more point than the Huskies! (I did learn that for some reason in Saskatchewan,

At A Loss
woo!It is not a good weekend for the Husky Football League. I am especially sad to announce that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg have lost yet again.I decided that what the League needs is a fight song. So, I wrote a simple one. (It's important to note that my level of song writing is the same as my Humans...And my Human actually was a music major for 1 year! So, I am destined to be far better than she is.) Click the thingie belowAnd, as if that song was not enough, here is a picture of me for inspiration to all teams in the Husky Football League. A lot of husky mascot teams seem to like snarling huskies, so that's w

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Happy Howl (oween) & Football Update
woo! Hey! What do you think of my giant Turbo-sized pumpkin?Now for the Husky Football League update...Bad weekend for the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg. They had a non-winning game against some golden rams. The Connecticuts did not win against some knights that are scarlet colored. The Northeasterns did not score as many points as some felines who hap

27 & 27
woo! There are no longer any husky teams with perfect records. The good news is that the Northeasterns have finally won a game. The bad news is that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies lost this week.Huskies defeated golden bears, redhawks, and tigers. Huskies did not defeat red raiders, mountaineers, ducks, and cardinals.Below is a picture of me destroying