Dept of Awesome: New road rules for cyclists
Quote: Wear bright clothing. Leave MP3 players and mobile phones at home. Never ride more than two abreast. And never travel in packs of more than 20. That's the basic message for cyclists riding in groups contained in new NSW Government guidelines aimed at reducing the increasing number of road injuries

ZGeek News: Today is the last day for geek entries
Today is the last day to get your entries in for a out geek competition. I find the lack of geeky entries concerning. I feel that maybe you are all not as geeky as you claim. Maybe some of you are just posing as geeks and might be some of those people who go "outside". I know who you are. I know where you live. I am stealing

Dept of Cunts: Pub fined for Wi-Fi hotspot's illegal downloads
Quote: A pub owner in the U.K. has been fined £8,000 (about $13,183) because someone unlawfully downloaded copyrighted material over its open Wi-Fi hotspot, according to the managing director of hotspot provider The Cloud. Graham Cove told CNET sister site ZDNet UK on Friday he believes the c

Dept of Awesome: Wish I was in China this December.
Quote: November 24, Beijing Time, the Chinese Kung Fu [功夫, gong fu] vs. Professional Thai Kick-boxing Competition Organizing Committee issued a public announcement: The 2009 Chinese Kung Fu vs. Professional Thai Kick-boxing Competition will be held in 2009 December at Foshan in Guangdong. The competition will use

Dept of Fail: 'Have all this money!' - 'Have 3 1/2 years!'
Quote: A goth robber held up a bank but then gave away all the money he had stolen. Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery. He handed a note to terrified cashier Laura Sulling telling her he was armed and demanded she hand over the cash